the smiths: I'm gay😫 women bully me😫 I hate my job so much😫 *guitar riff* ohohhhhhohh ohhhhhhh
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
❌ False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
✅ True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".
salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished
forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAST DAY OF SUMMER JOB AND THEN IM FREE
